The Picnic stealing seagulls of The Kingdom of Seagulls is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Empress Memoca with a fair hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 11.694 billion Sky rats enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gullytown. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Seagullsian economy, worth 847 trillion Foods a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,499 Foods, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, and the Seagull is a protected species. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kingdom of Seagulls's national animal is the Seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gullism.

The Kingdom of Seagulls is ranked 280,710^th in the world and 67^th in The Interdimensional Community for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -10.95 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.